Yarr, me hearties, for those of you too yellow bellied to know any better, t’day be a merry day, for tis Innernational Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arr.
Before yer go an condemn this post, look at this graph : http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.jpg
So, thar ye go, mateys, solid proof that the lack o’ pirates is causin’ ye global warmin’
Stop Global Warmin’ n’ become a pirate today!